...willing women? I have given up on men - I scare them. Ladies are made of stronger stuff - and with a strap on, what's the difference anyway?

Incidentally, if any of you YA ladies would like a little private time with me, feel free to email ;-)

I think I'll give it a miss,Ms M.I thought you were madly in love with Jezza.Now you're turning into someone.....er..who rhymes with his name.The ASBO won't last forever,and you could always give Malcolm another go.
Come on people.If you read Ms M's other postings,you'll know she has a wicked sense of humour,