A female coworker accidentally touched my shirt with her lips, but my wife would never believe it! I need to go home in 2 hours... Please help!

go buy a new one. say you split coffee on it. why were her lips next to your shirt anyway?lire!!!!!!!!!!!! accidentally my ass.

Why would your wife have a problem? It's none of her concern. simply hand your wife the shirt and she should make it bright and new again, you don't need to explain yourself. Are you the man of the house? Tee Hee

Yeah right.. accidentally touched her lips to your shirt?! And it was your collar? what an interesting "accident". Your wife should throw your cheating ass out the door!

If you have a lipstick smudge on your white shirt or collar try sparying it with hairspary allow the hair spary to sit for a minute or two then wipe ot with a clean white cloth the lipstick should come off

Just show it to her, she'll get it out pretty quickly when she tears it off your back.

I hear soaking in water with some oxy clean works for most stains.

If the shirt is white use the Clorox pen. If this is a lie may your wife use the disappearing pen on you.

Tide to go!!!

2 hours ago you had a girlfriend and now you have a wife. If you are going to make up questions at least make them funny.

try tide to go