Don't get me started on the whole reason the word poo is in the title but my real question is does a man's love wee wee come(sorry) out of your hair when you wash it. Surely it can't damage it?

I recently run around the bed or sofa when i get too excited at the end of my sessions and finish on my gf's neck or chest and well... sometimes i miss and it ends up in her hair. She gets very upset and shouts.

Does it damage hair? It's not like I asked her to swallow it !

sorry i just cant stop laughing or to use the famous words of john macenroe " you cannot be serious "
I am picturing you running round the bed all excited & i'm rofl

in answer to your querie though, no it wont do any harm & will wash out ,but if you have ever seen a film called ' there's something about Mary' with cameron diaz your girlfriend can use it as a hair gel. thanks for the laugh though

Ergh, But no if anything it should be good for the hair....with all the protein and stuff?