first i swear im straight as an arrow, but this answer sounds queer....... anyways I was lookin a little pasty and bought
Loreal sublime bronze (medium natural tan)

its supposed to be the best its new apparently that is what the chick told me and she had me sold. It works immediately and dont leave any spots or streaks ..... but if u dont wash your hands right away your hands turn brown..lol

as a matter a fact i just used it today , and i read u the bottle
"an instant streak free bronze tan that wont rub off or stain clothes"