Don't get me started on the whole reason the word poo is in the title but my real question is does a man's love wee wee come(sorry) out of your hair when you wash it. Surely it can't damage it?

I recently run around the bed or sofa when i get too excited at the end of my sessions and finish on my gf's neck or chest and well... sometimes i miss and it ends up in her hair. She gets very upset and shouts.

Does it damage hair? It's not like I asked her to swallow it !